GRIDDLE

GRIDDLE is a one-thumb dodge game with a mouth on it.
A smug gremlin trash talks you in real time, and its taunts telegraph its attacks. Reading the roast is reading the danger.
Dodge flying haters, falling 'L' blocks and moving 'SKILL ISSUE' walls.
Chain near-misses to bank a shield, survive escalating boss phases, and when you finally get cooked, GRIDDLE roasts you on a shareable card.

Everyone plays the same daily run. The global daily leaderboard lives on the official site: https://griddlegame.xyz

Controls: Move with mouse, finger drag, left and right arrows, or A and D.

Credits: All code original, all visuals procedural, all audio synthesized at runtime, no asset packs.
Coded with AI assistance (Claude).
Follow the mascot: https://x.com/griddlegame